RIP Farrah

I goof around a lot on this blog and say a lot of stupid things, but now let's just take a few moments of silence for Farrah Fawcett who died after a 2 1/2-year battle with cancer. I know I speak for Generation Xish boys everywhere when I say there was no woman whose poster looked better on our bedroom wall. Remember that shot where she's wearing the orange bathing suit?

But really, Farrah, was just an all-around lovely person. And if you saw any of her documentary on her struggle with cancer it was clear how much of a survivor she was, how much she loved her family, and we even got a peek into her artistic talents.

I wish her family and friends the best during their grieving process.

Good Night, Angel.

O-H

Only one force could truly spur revolution in Iran.

That’s right, his shirt does say, "Ohio State."



You know this guy is calling on the power of Woody Hayes to bring freedom to Iran. And if any power out there posssess both the knowledge of military history and the sonuvabitchin hard-headed gumption to do so, you damn well know it’s W. Woodrow Hayes.

Please, for the Love of God...

WASHINGTON – The Treasury Department has approved 10 of the nation's largest banks to repay $68 billion in government bailout money.

The department on Tuesday said the banks, which were not named, will be allowed to repay the money they received from the $700 billion Troubled Asset Relief Program created by Congress last October at the height of the financial crisis.

....Don't let this mean that I'm going to be allowed to pay back my credit card bills.

Might As Well Jump

So this dude in China found himself stuck in traffic one day because a fellow countryman was standing on the edge of the bridge threatening to commit suicide. So this dude goes past the police cordon, offers to shake the jumper’s hand, and then pushes him off. Don’t fret, the man landed 10-yards below into a nice cushiony device filled with air specifically to protect troubled souls from their own actions

The motorist’s response to pushing the man:

“I pushed him off because jumpers like [name omitted here] are very selfish.
Their action violates a lot of public interests...”

And there you have it. Turns out the jumper also owes a whole bunch of money for a failed building project. So not only was he holding up traffic, but he doesn’t pay his bills. I promise you this, my dear readers, should I decide to drop the final curtain on myself, I will not, repeat, will not HOLD UP traffic, express lines in the grocery story, or even my own head. I will just do the deed and be done with it. Hugs and Kisses. Vince.