Might As Well Jump

So this dude in China found himself stuck in traffic one day because a fellow countryman was standing on the edge of the bridge threatening to commit suicide. So this dude goes past the police cordon, offers to shake the jumper’s hand, and then pushes him off. Don’t fret, the man landed 10-yards below into a nice cushiony device filled with air specifically to protect troubled souls from their own actions

The motorist’s response to pushing the man:

“I pushed him off because jumpers like [name omitted here] are very selfish.
Their action violates a lot of public interests...”

And there you have it. Turns out the jumper also owes a whole bunch of money for a failed building project. So not only was he holding up traffic, but he doesn’t pay his bills. I promise you this, my dear readers, should I decide to drop the final curtain on myself, I will not, repeat, will not HOLD UP traffic, express lines in the grocery story, or even my own head. I will just do the deed and be done with it. Hugs and Kisses. Vince.