I'm still discovering my true self. So let's just say I'm a person on the lookout. My wife left me for an Alien, but surely my mad desire for Britney Spears had something to do with that, so I can't fault her. I've traveled the country from tip to toe. I've been "taken advantage of," mentored by a practitioner of the Force, and left for dust by Britney Spears. I'm not too concerned about the kind of legacy I'll leave behind because I have no kids. I like to birdwatch and I have an intense interest in parades. Unlike most of America and despite the tragic circumstances she has brought to my life, I have never given up on Britney Spears.
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