Say What?

Britney's being attacked again. And this time she has to share come culpability. Apparently, she's pulled a Milli Vanilli and lip synced a concert -- a trend in pop music that might be as prevalent as steroids in baseball, but less damning on the goods, if you know what I mean.

Nonetheless, Britney appears to be in her biggest trouble yet. She's lost the ability to say or think anything that is her own. She can't even count on herself to get her mouth around the words and the notes that set her on this great trip in the first place.

Personally, I think she should get back on How I Met Your Mother. Good times.

Or she should meet Vince in Vegas. The language of loves requires no words.

Last Call!

Well, it's the final weekend of the play about my life. Friday and Saturday are your last opportunities to get an up-close, intimate (albeit manufactured) peek into my life. There are some talks with various people of import that the show may find a new life down the road in some better weather conditions - I can say no more on that topic. But as we all know, nothing in life is guaranteed except for the end. And I see my train a coming. I do plan on being in attendance tonight, assuming I'm not called to secret, peacekeeping duties elsewhere. But the plan is to be there. Before then I will be making a guest appearance at an institute of higher learning where I will be stinging the bee.

However, during this sad occasion do note that I left you with a little gift, a picture of Britney from her Mouseketeer days. Do unto others as you would have them to do unto you, assuming of course we lived in a world where people cared about doing others.

Shocking Poll Update

I'm amazed that as of now more of you voted that I choose Babe-A-Quer-Que over Britney. You do realize I'm talking about Britney Spears, right? Everyone has heard of Britney, I assume. The most mouskerific of all mousketeers! In case you haven't heard of her, I have provided some reference for you to the left of my blog. Don't worry though. I will not let my readers down.